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This Christmas, unleash a beard so powerful it could pull Santa’s entire sleigh by itself.
The Santa Kit is the ultimate holiday grooming arsenal, forged in the fires of American greatness and fragranced with one of six scents strong enough to make reindeer cry.

Inside this glorious box of festive destruction, you’ll find:

• Oil-Based Cologne – because smelling average is a crime

• Beard & Mustache Wax – sculpt your face mane into holiday dominance

• Beard Soap – wash away weakness

• Dry Shampoo/Conditioner – for instant beard resurrection

• Premium Beard Oil – the lifeblood of beard glory

• Beard Balm – control, conditioning, and chaos management

Choose from 45/47, ’Merica, 1776, Rebel, One Nation, or Patriot.
(Old Glory & Night Watch are sitting this round out like elves on PTO.)

This isn’t a “gift set.”
It’s a weaponized beard upgrade disguised as Christmas cheer.

Warning: May cause excessive patriotism, spontaneous beard compliments, and Santa asking you for grooming tips